I don't even know what she is doing.

Allison's drawings are often mistaken for a 4 year old's.

Allison tries to talk to me on her own Facebook page.

Allison thinks people look like bowling pins.

Allison's power point presentations are full of rudimentary stick figures

Allison listens to three pairs of headphones at the same time.

Allison has a fetishistic obsession with Bach.

Allison cancels photo shoots because she can't wake up before 10:30.

This has happened on more than one occasion.

Allison googles google

Allison forgets that she is already on Google so she googles it.

Allison doesn't know how to turn the grid on in live view.

Allison doesn't know how to turn the grid on in live view; I had to help her.

Allison forgets to white balance.

Allison recently did a photo shoot at my house and she failed to noticed that her white balance was set to flash  until I reminded her even though she was using natural and florescent lighting.