I don't even know what she is doing.

Allison's drawings are often mistaken for a 4 year old's.

Allison tries to talk to me on her own Facebook page.

Allison thinks people look like bowling pins.

Allison's power point presentations are full of rudimentary stick figures

Allison listens to three pairs of headphones at the same time.

Allison has a fetishistic obsession with Bach.

Allison cancels photo shoots because she can't wake up before 10:30.

This has happened on more than one occasion.

Allison googles google

Allison forgets that she is already on Google so she googles it.